Personally, I am quite afraid of cockroaches X_X especially those FREAKING flying ones !!!
typical I-See-A-Cockroach behaviour is to leap onto higher ground, grab insecticide and spray it. now, the cockroach will go "berserk" but don't stop here....SPRAY IT CONTINUOUSLY UNTIL IT FLIPS OVER AND DIES !!! Lol.
I didn't used to be quite so timid, but in my defense...it is SENSIBLE to be scared once your brain processes how disgusting that little critter is.
take my brother for example, when he was small he wasn't scared of roaches at all.
he would pick them up by their feelers and throw them away!!!...now i swear he's more afraid than I am !
i reckon that when his brain was too young (or stupid) to understand the horror of roaches - he COULDN'T be scared. but when he became more intelligent, common sense probably told him to "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE !!!"
lol, i think i've proven my point ^^
but if you are still not convinced...(esp pretend macho guys smirking behind your computers..)
WHY YOU SHOULD BE AFRAID OF COCKROACHES
1) The largest cockroach is 9 cm longggggggggggggg !!! oh the horror.
2) They can live for a week WITHOUT THEIR HEADS cus they don't breath through their heads :/ they only die cus they can't drink water without a head -.-
imagine a decapitated cockroach running around...what fun!
3) Females of some species only need to mate once, and they CAN LAY EGGS FOR LIFE!
wooot, fancy being PREGNANT FOR LIFE? ^^
4) They can stop breathing for 45minutes X_X so don't even TRY to drown a cockroach...
5) They have SUPER FAST REFLEXES, even faster than Michael Jordan xD
6) They can make their hearts stop pumping, with no harm to itself ! -.-
7) They can live for 30 days without food, and they can even live off the glue behind postage stamps :/...
8) If humans were wiped out in a Nuclear War, Cockroaches would OVERTAKE THE EARTH ! hurray!
the above are excuses to justify my hate for cockroaches ;)
and there are people who support me!
Cockroach Facial!
see the cockroach leg on her face? :/
cockroach massacre in the name of beauty !
it doesn't get better than this! :D
p.s. would you try this? :/
27 March 2009
Are you afraid of Cockroaches? Well, you should be !
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*faints*
The question is not would I try it, the question is, would you try it? :P
I know I wouldn't. :)
lol the DC above is not my bf DC if anyone mistakens ^^
@BK lol, i wouldn't euurrggghhhh!
they must be kidding me for having such facial. Is that scientifically proven?
Yes, such a coincidence having the same initials as your boy friend. lol
OMG, I don't care if I have acne all over my face, I wouldn't try this for the life of me, LOL.
Thanks for dropping by.
~Lou
ugh.. i don't even want to imagine!!
LOL.. the flying ones.. my mother, my sister,my little brother all afraid of cockroach.. me? not really..i'm the one they asked for help crushing those cockroaches. but surely i'm not going to have the cockroach facial.. ( and also not other type of facial thing )
nice article..gonna share on FB..see if they have seen this cockroach facial, LOL
oh my gawd this cockroach facial thingy is gross!!! but the post is nice :) gave u a pong at ping.sg
Damn the Cockroach Facial!
THEY ARE FOND OF ORGANIC THINGS LIKE HUMANS
THEY ARE FOND OF ORGANIC THINGS LIKE HUMANS
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