28 February 2009

Amazing Crayon Art

did i mention i just love telegraph's "How About That" picture galleries?

im not much of a news reader, but their pictures galleries are always interesting and cool XD

like this one here!

look at this piece of art.......

now let's take a closer look...


can you believe these crayons are actually part of the picture above?

The artist is called Christian Faur and his artworks are entirely made of crayons stacked together !

how cool is that?

He has also created a crayon alphabet, in which each letter of the alphabet is represented by a different colour...

What for?

See the random rows of crayons that does not fit into the picture?

THEY ACTUALLY SPELL NAMES OF CHILDREN !

Yepps, each work in his Forgotten Children series spells out the names of children...

like this.



What's even more incredible is that HE MAKES THE CRAYONS HIMSELF!

Click here to see more works of this super cool artist. ^^

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27 February 2009

The Woman With More Than 6000 Piercings

She is Elaine Davidson...



This was when she had 280 piercings...



When she had 1000+ piercings...

eew? who would do that to their tongue!? ( i guess she would, and did) similarly i can never understand why some guys like to stick those earlobe enlarging things...it's ugly :S

(5 mins later) ok i just found out it's called ear gauging...and it looks like this:



nice or gross?



see those barbells (i think that's what they are called) lining her nose bridge? eeww..

Why does she like looking freaky? -.-

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yepps, with 6005 piercings and more than 1500 of them are internal (what does that even mean? internal i know like mouth...but where else??)

omg i found the answer...

genital piercing (click to see pic, to disgusting to be placed on my blog)

more horrifying pictures below...

uvula piercing...


nipple piercing...


corset piercing...


it looks SOOOOO painful....the piercings tugging at her skin...gahhh




do you want to look like her? notice she has ear gauging, and had a lip plate... (similar to ear gauging, you stick a bigger plug into the piercing in the lip until it becomes like that)

can she even talk properly?

i dont understand why people want to go through such pain to make a statement. i guess to them having endured the pain is an accomplishment, and the 'cool' piercing is the reward.

i will never do that to myself though, i don't like to look 'pai' :D.

sources - Elaine Davidson pictures from the Telegraph

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F*** My Life

i don't use vulgarities, so don't worry this is just a one time thing.

anyway jia hong introduced me this F*** My Life site which has some really funny stuff XD


"Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML"

LOL! ALMOST EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME ON VALENTINE'S DAY!!!

i recommend this site for everyone who is having a bad day, go read some of you and you will probably feel much better :D

if anyone notices that i'm not really writing much recently (you know about thoughts and stuff) ... well there certain things i need to sort out first :)

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26 February 2009

Cute Ghost Game



haha match the remedies to the respective ghosts to make them disappear!

click here to play a bigger version.

The cute ghosts lineup!



This is my favourite!!! It's just so cute with dark eye circles XD (which i'm going to get cus i havent slept yet since i stayed up all night to complete the web design job mockups...)


Haha, actually i got these cute stuff from here when i stumbled upon it while doing research for a web design job.

I really liked his stuff! They are super cute! Do check it out! XD

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24 February 2009

Funny Commercials



lol this is sooo funny and stupid. poor girl though, i wonder how much was she paid for this commercial -_-



this is...freaky.



i would have murdered that kid right there and then. -__- so spoilt.



haha funny, but kind of expected haha xD

i saw these commercials from Jessica's blog, if you like them check out her blog for the full range? (i only liked some of them :) )

***************update********************

haha after reading this DC suggested to add in this commercial!
this is really cool and funny lol xD

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23 February 2009

Something only DC and programmers will understand

DEBUG 73, 32, 76, 79, 86, 69, 32, 68, 67

thanks for trusting me, being so sweet and not freaking out my dear :)

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21 February 2009

Henna Designs

i found a tube of Henna paste left over from the CIP we did for Bukit Panjang Primary School last year...



and starting fooling around with it =/ ....

(sorry for the super tiny pics, i accidently changed the camera settings w/o realizing it )



no prizes for guessing what ILDC stands for :P

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after that i decided to do something proper...

but it became increasingly difficult to squeeze out the last remaining paste from the shrinking tube...

but i managed to finish with....this!



not perfect, but good enough for me :D

but now my right hand aches from squeezing the tube too hard... ):

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20 February 2009

Sex = Great Calories Burner?

Calculate how many calories you burned during sex!!!

lol. i got this from someone whom i shall not mention ;)

i've been meaning to write a post entitled "Sex sells" but have not gotten around to writing it, so i thought this would be a good prelude to that :D

this post is probably not suitable for most of my friends...so be warned!
(do not continue if you are a prude...like v***** XD)

for those of you who clicked here because of "Sex" in the title, congratulations! you are human and not a prude, aka you are normal. (whatever, i shall leave my opinions about humans' relationship with sex for the "Sex sells" post)

so here's the juicy stuff ~

(rough english translations by me for chinese illiterates )

根据多次实验和严格鉴定,权威报告显示,性生活是减肥最有效且有益的方式!以下列举了性生活各阶段燃烧体内多余卡路里(cal)的详细情况:

according to several researches, it has been shown that having a robust sex life is the most effective and beneficial way to lose weight! Listed below are the amount of calories burned in each stage of sex.

  脱衣服: Removing clothes
 经她同意 with her consent.........................12 cal
  未经她同意 without her consent......................187 cal

脱去内衣: removing undergarments
  用两只手 with both hands...........................8 cal
  用一只手 with one hand...........................12 cal
  一只手被打 being smacked on one hand (by the girl) .......................37 cal
  用嘴 using mouth..................................85 cal

  戴上安全套: (feeling quite disgusted at this point of time, i quit translating :/ ask a friend who knows chinese)
  雄伟耸立 ........................... 6 cal
  绵软不举...........................315 cal

  
前奏:
  搜寻“目标”...................8 cal
  确定G点 ......................92 cal
  忽略.............................0 cal

  
进 入:
  抱着她...............................12 cal
  在地板上............................8 cal

  
不同体位:
  父母传统型..........................12 cal
  69卧姿..................................8 cal
  69站立...............................112 cal
  老汉推车............................216 caL
  意大利吊灯.........................912 cal

  
高 潮:
  真实................................112 cal
  假装................................315 cal

  
高潮过后:
  躺在床上......................................18 cal
  跳下床去......................................36 cal
  凝思苦想她愤怒离去的原因 thinking deeply about why she left in a huff...........816 cal

  
第二次: the second time
  16 至 19 岁 years old......................12 cal
  20 至 29 岁......................36 cal
  30 至 39 岁......................108 cal
  40 至 49 岁......................324 cal
  50 至 59 岁......................972 cal
  超过 60 岁over 60.......................2916 cal

  
穿上衣服: putting on clothes
  安静的 quietly.................................32 cal
  匆匆忙忙 hurriedly/hastily..............................98 cal
  听到她老公正在开门 hearing her husband returning, unlocking the door.............1218 cal


source - http://qzone.qq.com/blog/17303780-1218824068

to clarify, this post is simply for your voyeuristic pleasure and it is a one time thing since i'm not really interested (: i expect this post will boost my blog traffic though and i shall use the statistics as evidence for my Sex Sells post (whenever that will be...) .

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19 February 2009

The Truth About Time

Remember i mentioned i was going on to read New Moon by Stephenie Meyer?

Here is something from it i found strikingly true.

Time passes. Even when it seems impossible. Even when each tick of the second hand aches like the pulse of blood behind a bruise. It passes unevenly, in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it does. Even for me.

How many countless times have i found myself in the exact same situation?

When preparing for examinations (i hesitate to use this as an example as it seems like such a mundane thing to do but i realize this is indeed the one single thing that has caused me the most grief in life so far), no matter how much i implored for time to stop or to just zoom by, it would still crawl - one limb at a time, at its own pace, heedless of my pleas.

When waiting for news of our Squash teacher, Mr Stephen Loh after the dragon boat incident in Cambodia...time was at a standstill. i couldn't decide whether i wanted it to pass quickly to hear news of you sooner or slowly because each second gone was a less chance of survival for you. After hearing news of your incident, after knowing that while we were happily having our seniors farewell, you were possibly out there somewhere in the cold waters of Cambodia struggling for your life...suddenly my memory of the time during seniors farewell becomes one of looming darkness. It's funny how time changes even time itself.

(sorry that this became such a ... post, but this is something i think about frequently. i shall continue in the next post. )

Sometimes i reside in the fact that time continues moving, no matter what. Whenever i'm feeling horribly depressed, dreading exams or having a harrowing day...i take comfort knowing that it'll be over eventually, no matter what. Is that a good or bad thing? Not living in the moment, always looking to the next second, the next minute, the next hour, the next day...i don't know, but it's probably something in human nature.

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17 February 2009

The Stupidest Thing To Do On Valentine's Day

It was Valentine's Day. The 'Big' Day.

I ran to work and my feet ended up all sweaty and painful inside the stupid new shoes which was supposed to be very comfortable.


The culprit.

I think it should declare this to all consumers : Designed to marinate your feet in it's own sweat.

That's what it felt like. Like my feet was being marinated in it's own sweat inside the stuffy shoes.

Desperate, I removed my shoes and wore it as slippers in order to air my smelly feet a little.

The cold air in Sim Lim Square seeped into my shoes, chasing away the damp stickiness and massaging my sore feet.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, bliss.

So throughout the day I tried to air my feet as much as i could to relieve some of its pain...until 7.45 pm...

I saw something out of the corner of my eye and looked up from whatever i was doing. There he was, standing right outside the shop. Grinning widely, he revealed what he had been hiding...

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a rose...

There was no 'oh-wow-a-rose-i'm-so-delighted' since i couldn't really accept the rose while working, except to smile in mild amusement :)

After work, we ate the 'famous' Wanton Noodles and trudged around Bugis with our $3 Uzumaki Bubble Milk Tea ice cream (damn nice! the usual price is like $7+?) . I say trudged because my feet was hurting like crazy and I still had to half drag a reluctant DC around lol.




omg! don't you think this looks like an ice cream commercial??

He looks like he's making a statement : Ice Cream Forever. lol :D

later on the way home, I did the Stupidest Thing Ever at Bugis Mrt.

The Stupidest Thing To Do On Valentine's Day

Hand in hand, DC and I walked into Bugis Mrt

We broke apart for a second to tap our Ez-link cards...

A girl walking past me caught my attention...

While staring at her, I instinctively/habitually raised my hand to grab DC's arm...

Suddenly, I heard DC's voice..."Oie!"

I looked up.

and found myself staring into the face of another guy.

the guy stared at me shocked with raised eyebrows like i was an irksome bug.

realization of my faux pas hit me...whAM.

i dropped his arm like hotcakes.

flushing deeply, I looked around and saw DC...

i hurried up to him, and took the right arm this time...

end of mortifying incident.

blehhh, of all the days to choose...i just had to do such a stupid thing on Valentine's Day. =.="

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Goosebumps...


Flightless Bird, American Mouth - Iron & Wine

Listening to this song has given me goosebumps...

in a good way.

it's just so soothing and soulful...

it makes me want to lie back on my chair and think about my life and reminisce those happy, even sad moments...

the beautifully sad quality in the song fits the love story between Edward and Bella in Twilight so much...

The next song I'm currently addicted to is...


Love Story - Taylor Swift

I love the melody of this song...

and the lyrics...tells the secret fantasy of almost all girls -raises eyebrows-, including me :D

Love Story

We were both young when I first saw you.
I close my eyes and the flashback starts:
I'm standing there on a balcony in summer air.

See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns.
See you make your way through the crowd
and say hello;

Little did I know
That you were Romeo; you were throwing pebbles,
And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet."
And I was crying on the staircase,
begging you, 'Please, don't go.'

And I said,
"Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone.
I'll be waiting; all there's left to do is run.
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story - baby just say 'Yes.'

So I sneak out to the garden to see you.
We keep quiet 'cause we're dead if they knew.
So close your eyes; escape this town for a little while.
'Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter,
And my daddy said "Stay away from Juliet,"
But you were everything to me; I was begging you, 'Please, don't go,'

And I said,
"Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone.
I'll be waiting; all there's left to do is run.
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story - baby just say 'Yes.'

Romeo save me; they're tryin' to tell me how to feel.
This love is difficult, but it's real.
Don't be afraid; we'll make it out of this mess.
It's a love story - baby just say 'Yes.'

Oh.

I got tired of waiting,
Wondering if you were ever comin' around.
My faith in you was fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town.

And I said,
"Romeo save me - I've been feeling so alone.
I keep waiting for you but you never come.
Is this in my head? I don't know what to think-"

He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring and said,
"Marry me, Juliet. you'll never have to be alone.
I love you and that's all I really know.
I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress;
It's a love story - baby just say 'Yes.'

Oh, oh.

We were both young when I first saw you...

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"He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring and said,
"Marry me, Juliet. you'll never have to be alone.
I love you and that's all I really know.
I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress;
It's a love story - baby just say 'Yes.' "

Walau, this is the dream of almost ( once again) all girls...

i know i'll faint if someone said this to me "I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress"...
lol.

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14 February 2009

Twilight by Stephenie Meyer

right, so i finally read the hyped and elusive book by Stephenie Meyer (courtesy of Celine) which made my countless trips to the library end in disappointment.

I have to say, I finally understood what the hype over this book was about after having stayed up to finish it at 3.25 am.

Forbidden love. Possibly the most excruciating barrier in love, yet it is the very fact that makes love all the more coveted and valued.

Not simply the traditional forbidden love story where once the 'barrier' is overcame, happiness and love ensues (does this have a positive connotation?) but a few seemingly impossible obstacles to overcome, species barrier, age barrier and the fact that the person you love is also your favourite dish for lunch. (ack, i can't put the feeling of it properly in words...read it yourself to understand ^^)

Constant heartache was the dominant emotion throughout. Constant heartache for their fulfilled yet somehow always painful love.

Lalalala...feeling extremely embarrassed at my incompetency to do justice to the book. Feeling tempted to delete everything altogether. I won't, but neither shall I continue further. Read the book! It's worth it.

I'm off to read the next one, New Moon :D

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10 February 2009

Cute Foxy Firefox Theme!

muahahaha i'm enjoying my newly downloaded firefox theme!



this theme beats all the rest simply because of the cutest little fox (on the top right hand corner) that runs whenever the page is loading!

sometimes i refresh the page for nothing just to see it run, hehe ~

go download this super cute FoxKeh theme now !!! :D
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went to teach Boe-bot today...

it was horrifying.

one reason is probably because EVERYONE IN ROBOTICS CLUB WERE BOYS !!!!

what happened to girls!?!?!?!

no one was listening, everyone was talking, playing...

it was a constant ruckus there.

my temper was on it's edge, tempted to scream at the next group that was not doing anything...

somehow...i pulled through the 2 hour lesson without physically murdering anyone ( i'm pretty sure i mentally murdered most of the class already) .

what amazed me the most was that the teacher was fine with the ruckus most of the time...

except occasional outbursts, he seemed to think that the lesson was going quite well...NOT!

omg, i'm supposed to take half that class PERMANENTLY from the next lesson -__-

save me......

give me schools with obedient little angels.... ))):

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09 February 2009

Couple Necklace

Valentine's Day is coming!

i told DC i wanted to get a couple necklace so we went to look around for them...

I really liked Perlini's Silver - 'You Complete Me' couple pendants!



It's really hard to find couple necklaces that actually 'fit' together (not those that you simply put them side by side) !

The heart lock is S$34 and key is S$26.





this is damn nice too! except i jus don't like the fact that you can't tell they fit together just by looking at them.


hurr! this is sooo cool! but i wonder who would actually buy it...without being thought as a cheapo ( i mean WOOD for something that's supposed to be very meaningful?) . maybe a guy with an artsy girlfriend who can overlook the cheapo factor for it's artistic value?



i really love lockets!!! this one is the nicest i've seen, simple yet elegant. Hate those lockets with excessive intricate engravings.

don't you love lockets? they just seem especially sweet, romantic and meaningful to me...

gahhh why can't they make lockets in pairs that FIT together??

am i asking too much?

anyway here are some other nice stuff i found...


i really like these "translucent photographic jewelry"...they have a quiet, serene feel to it.


this is so cute! but i wonder if the wool will go out of shape :/


these earrings from shanalogic should complete the necklace :D

i'm a sucker for cute stuff! and shanalogic has lots of cute stuff!

like this mushroom necklace!

hmm, i seem to really like square/rectangle shaped necklaces...

in the end, DC and i decided to just turn our rings into necklaces...

although i like the idea but i also feel the loss of being able to get a really nice, sweet necklace.............

am starting to regret it a little... :/

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07 February 2009

Strawberry & Valentine Nails

hahaha, following up my previous post, example of vanity coming right up :D

Strawberry Nails !

i did them myself hahaa :D do they look like strawberries??


yes, please ignore my fat stumpy fingers and don't ask how come i was born like that.
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Valentine's Day is coming ! so i tried making valentine themed nails :/



i messed this up, but you can bluff yourself that it is a heart-shaped balloon :D

Happy Valentine's Day in advance! :)

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Vanity part 1

Vanity.

I'm getting steadily vainer.

From not even bothering to wash my face, to wearing contacts, to applying sunscreen, to even wearing makeup occasionally...i've changed a lot ever since 'A' Levels ended.

Believe me if you will, but just 1 year ago i distinctly classified myself as a girl with 'brains' (whatever little i had of it) rather than 'beauty' (not that i consider myself as more 'beauty' than 'brains' now, i simply think 'beauty' isn't such a degrading trait). I would snort at any girl who i deemed put in too much effort in their appearance. I prided myself with the fact that i was maintenance-free and couldn't be bothered.

I used to be:

-don't wash my face at all
-wear big, baggy cca/p.e/competitions shirts and p.e shorts all the time
-don't ever buy clothes
-don't own even a skirt or dress
-don't own any beauty product at all (hurrr, like not even pimple gel lorr)

Any effort spent on appearances seemed ridiculous to me. I've asked myself countless times "Why do people even bother!?" Now i know, it is simply because people value things differently.

I would like to blame this big change in me on DC. Ever since he confessed, something in me became more concerned about how i looked. I started placing more value on my appearance. I made a conscious effort to look better for him. But maybe he was simply the catalyst, maybe my vanity would have shown up sooner or later even without DC.

However, becoming vainer wasn't something i liked about myself. Considering how i spent the past 18 years snickering at people who were vain, deep down in my heart i still think it is a degrading trait, shameful even.

i wanted to hide it. Other than DC, i didn't say anything to others that revealed my growing vanity. however, recently i felt that i should be more honest and accepting of myself. why should i feel bad about being vain? there's nothing wrong with me.

i will never be as vain as some out there, and vanity will never be all that i'm about.

yes, i'm vain...so what?

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05 February 2009

Rubik 360

i can hear all the rubik's cube fans out there cheering ~

yes, prof rubik came up with another mind boggling toy to kill your brain cells with !

introducing the new RUBIK 360 ! ...



i've never been a big fan of the cube...solved it a few times...and that was it.

BUT this Rubik 360 looks DAMN COOL CAN !

Apparently you are supposed to get the coloured balls from an inner sphere into matching slots on the outer sphere by shaking them through a middle sphere that has only two holes...

sounds like it requires less repetitive logic and more dexterity and skill than the Cube...which is what i like ! :D

it's going to be on sale in August 2009!!!

...do you think it'll be as popular as the Rubik's cube?

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Wrinkly

muahahaha today i'm going to introduce you to the newest member in my family :D

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Wrinkly!!!! lol. cus he's so wrinkled.

(oh yes, everyone of my 'friends' are all male...why? duno, they all just seem to be males to me :/ maybe it's a girl thing...like how guys always think of their cars as their wife aka female?)


hmmm...er...sniffing...his end? :/ lol that was the only other position i could get him into =.=


Wrinkly w/o his hoodie :D hehehe my mum got him for me at $3.80 (hurr so cheap! it's NICI brand leh..i thought always like 8+ bucks)


I fed Wrinkly Olay Total Effects (Fight 7 Signs of Aging) and he is no longer wrinkled ! XD
(yes that is my foot if you are wondering)

Wrinkly is tired and shall go to sleep lol...

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